April 2013
1 post
My life right now.
Get up, shower, eat something on toast, 8 minutes brushing teeth etc, 25 minutes making myself look and smell nice, walk to work, work, eat two apples, work, walk home, folio folio folio, TV whilst moisturising cuticles, eat something on toast, 8 minutes brushing teeth, bed.
Is it obvious that I’m the sort of person who sleeps with a makeshift boyfriend pillow??
March 2013
2 posts
Haha fuck
Put on too much cheap cheap cologne.
How do I undo??
February 2013
8 posts
Well.
Three cheers for breakups that last twice as long as the relationship itself?
In any case, it’s over now, and I can go back to feeling hideously lonely and depressed without somehow feeling guilty about it as well.
Yep.
gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
lesbians can appreciate handsome men
it doesn’t make them less gay
straight guys can appreciate handsome men
straight girls can appreciate beautiful women
it doesn’t make them less straight
January 2013
2 posts
Fucking hate my life, seriously.
Wait, maybe not.
December 2012
2 posts
Haha only just got around to deleting Lauren Coffey on facebook.
Who wants to go out this Saturday night??
November 2012
6 posts
The awkward moment when you’re at work, serving someone who loooks really familiar to you, and you realize mid-way that it’s a woman that you’ve met several times, and happens to be the mother of the guy you just savagely broke up with.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
Angry angry angry.
Fuck christmas. And life. Especially life.
And the neighbours who keep on having delicious smelling barbecues. Please find a hole and die in it.
La Noyée
Aaaaaaaaaaa
Today’s library fails;
Nobody knowing how the computer reservation system works
Angry old lady throwing papers n shiz
Very deaf/demented old man yelling everything he says so it echoes
Bail.
1 tag
Watashi no otouto ha zonbimaachi ni iki mashi ta
Blah trick or treaters are terrifying when you live by yourself in Ballarat.
So glad I bought chocolates just to be safe, I was actually so worried what they would have done otherwise. Am I actually the biggest pussy in existence?
October 2012
8 posts
Getting my hair cut short soonish
Killed it so hard with the straightener a month or three back, so after it’s fulfilled its role at the zombie shuffle, getting a trim so it can grow back all natural and shit.
Kind of looking forward to spiking it up for the first time in ten years…
GUINNESS!
9 standard drinks in. Do I really need the extra 3.6??
Very good David, yes.
September 2012
3 posts
Haha I really need to break up with him but every time I see him he’s with his friends and I’m at work, and doing it over the phone is retarded. Fuck school holidays.
I don’t think I like this anymore…
August 2012
5 posts
Hey what do you do when your cutish stalker buys something at your store then casually drops his number on the counter as he leaves??
Plus he’s in high school.
Also, it was actually his friend with him that did the dropping.
July 2012
1 post
Sort of almost got asked out today, I think.
It was pretty adorable, these two guys kept coming into the shop and buying small things, then one got embarassed and sent the other one up to the counter to ask me whether or not I was gay, then they both disappeared out the back door.
I feel like the goldfish girl from flight of the conchords.
June 2012
1 post
Yaaaaaaay exchanging glances with a cute boy at the library
May 2012
5 posts
Find out something really upsetting, go to work for the day to dwell heavily on it. Sounds like a plan.
Just saw a really haggard-looking woman trying to get into a pub at 9am.
Ah, Ballarat.
Raaaaa Bakuman why would you end
April 2012
5 posts
Oh shit I just realized
My sister seriously has moved to Japan. I won’t see her for like two years.
Shit.
March 2012
6 posts
ohai gay facebook stalker who’s actually pretty cute :D
First person, I think, in Ballarat who fancies me and isn’t a lady in a motorised wheelchair, or a mentally disabled girl or even an old Japanese lady with surgical gloves.
Win.
