I’m trying to draw a mouth that looks like a penis, but all the mouths I’ve drawn so far look more like vaginas.
How do I solve this problem that is literally the most important thing in my life right now.
listen to music you hate. befriend a cactus. take long walks. take walks so long and exhausting you fall over and cry. do something liberating like shaving your nipples off or wearing a hat. change your eye colour at will. draw a picture of a dead moth driving a tiny car. come out as an ally. get a flower crown tattooed on the inside of your nose. smile :).
Stressed and stressed my way through work all day, perpetually almost crying from nerves. Then had a two-second exchange with a cute guy, and everything in the world is good.
Also, I dreamt last night that my boss made me have sex with a loaf of bread?
Change of career on the cards perhaps?
Get up, shower, eat something on toast, 8 minutes brushing teeth etc, 25 minutes making myself look and smell nice, walk to work, work, eat two apples, work, walk home, folio folio folio, TV whilst moisturising cuticles, eat something on toast, 8 minutes brushing teeth, bed.
Is it obvious that I’m the sort of person who sleeps with a makeshift boyfriend pillow??
Three cheers for breakups that last twice as long as the relationship itself?
In any case, it’s over now, and I can go back to feeling hideously lonely and depressed without somehow feeling guilty about it as well.
The awkward moment when you’re at work, serving someone who loooks really familiar to you, and you realize mid-way that it’s a woman that you’ve met several times, and happens to be the mother of the guy you just savagely broke up with.