My life right now.
Get up, shower, eat something on toast, 8 minutes brushing teeth etc, 25 minutes making myself look and smell nice, walk to work, work, eat two apples, work, walk home, folio folio folio, TV whilst moisturising cuticles, eat something on toast, 8 minutes brushing teeth, bed. Is it obvious that I’m the sort of person who sleeps with a makeshift boyfriend pillow??
Put on too much cheap cheap cologne. How do I undo??
Three cheers for breakups that last twice as long as the relationship itself? In any case, it’s over now, and I can go back to feeling hideously lonely and depressed without somehow feeling guilty about it as well. Yep.
gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women lesbians can appreciate handsome men it doesn’t make them less gay straight guys can appreciate handsome men straight girls can appreciate beautiful women it doesn’t make them less straight
Fucking hate my life, seriously. Wait, maybe not.
Haha only just got around to deleting Lauren Coffey on facebook.
Who wants to go out this Saturday night??
The awkward moment when you’re at work, serving someone who loooks really familiar to you, and you realize mid-way that it’s a woman that you’ve met several times, and happens to be the mother of the guy you just savagely broke up with. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
Angry angry angry. Fuck christmas. And life. Especially life. And the neighbours who keep on having delicious smelling barbecues. Please find a hole and die in it.
Today’s library fails; Nobody knowing how the computer reservation system works Angry old lady throwing papers n shiz Very deaf/demented old man yelling everything he says so it echoes Bail.
Watashi no otouto ha zonbimaachi ni iki mashi ta
Blah trick or treaters are terrifying when you live by yourself in Ballarat. So glad I bought chocolates just to be safe, I was actually so worried what they would have done otherwise. Am I actually the biggest pussy in existence?
Getting my hair cut short soonish
Killed it so hard with the straightener a month or three back, so after it’s fulfilled its role at the zombie shuffle, getting a trim so it can grow back all natural and shit. Kind of looking forward to spiking it up for the first time in ten years…
9 standard drinks in. Do I really need the extra 3.6?? Very good David, yes.
Haha I really need to break up with him but every time I see him he’s with his friends and I’m at work, and doing it over the phone is retarded. Fuck school holidays.
I don’t think I like this anymore…
Hey what do you do when your cutish stalker buys something at your store then casually drops his number on the counter as he leaves?? Plus he’s in high school. Also, it was actually his friend with him that did the dropping.
Sort of almost got asked out today, I think. It was pretty adorable, these two guys kept coming into the shop and buying small things, then one got embarassed and sent the other one up to the counter to ask me whether or not I was gay, then they both disappeared out the back door. I feel like the goldfish girl from flight of the conchords.
Yaaaaaaay exchanging glances with a cute boy at the library
Find out something really upsetting, go to work for the day to dwell heavily on it. Sounds like a plan.
Just saw a really haggard-looking woman trying to get into a pub at 9am. Ah, Ballarat.
Raaaaa Bakuman why would you end
Oh shit I just realized
My sister seriously has moved to Japan. I won’t see her for like two years. Shit.
ohai gay facebook stalker who’s actually pretty cute :D First person, I think, in Ballarat who fancies me and isn’t a lady in a motorised wheelchair, or a mentally disabled girl or even an old Japanese lady with surgical gloves. Win.