I’m trying to draw a mouth that looks like a penis, but all the mouths I’ve drawn so far look more like vaginas.
How do I solve this problem that is literally the most important thing in my life right now.
listen to music you hate. befriend a cactus. take long walks. take walks so long and exhausting you fall over and cry. do something liberating like shaving your nipples off or wearing a hat. change your eye colour at will. draw a picture of a dead moth driving a tiny car. come out as an ally. get a flower crown tattooed on the inside of your nose. smile :).
Stressed and stressed my way through work all day, perpetually almost crying from nerves. Then had a two-second exchange with a cute guy, and everything in the world is good.
Also, I dreamt last night that my boss made me have sex with a loaf of bread?
Change of career on the cards perhaps?